CAT

$CAT didn't sleep for 47 hours and saw the candles whisper to him. He bought the wick. He sold the dip. He kissed the screen. Nobody understood him. The chart did. The chart always does.

He doesn't HODL. He doesn't FUD. He vibrates on a frequency only the bonding curve can hear. When you stare at his eyes for too long, your portfolio starts speaking Japanese. あなたと一緒にいるととても幸せになります.

HOW TO GET ON THE CAT

1. WAKE UP AT 4:17 AM Open your phone with shaky hands. The market never sleeps. Neither do you. Neither does the cat.

2. INSTALL A WALLET (any one, the cat doesn't judge) Phantom, Backpack, the broken one your cousin sent you. Doesn't matter. The cat sees all wallets as equal.

3. FUEL UP WITH SOL Put SOL inside. Then put more SOL inside. Then look at the chart for 6 hours without blinking. This is normal.

4. BUY $CAT & ASCEND Swap. Press confirm. Stare at the kitten. Forget your name. You are no longer a person. You are a candle.

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